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Let's see how long we can keep this one going. I'll start us off.
I hear your mother got a job sniffing luggage at the airport.
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April 24, 2008, 11:46:45 PM »
'your mother's so fat, that she was floating in the ocean, and Spain claimed her.'
'Your mother's so fat, that when she steps on a scale, it says 'one at a time'.
'Your mother's so fat, that when she falls over, she rocks herself to sleep trying to get up'.
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April 24, 2008, 11:56:01 PM »
Oh yeah.
'Your mothers so stupid, when she went to the movies, and saw the 'under 17 not admitted' sign, she went and got 16 friends.
'Your mother's so stupid, she thought sherlock holmes was a housing project'.
'Your mother's so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry no professionals".
Your mother's so ugly, they filmed 'gorillas in the mist' , in her shower'.
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April 25, 2008, 06:05:35 AM »
I thought no one really watch MTV's "yo ma ma", now i know i was wrong.
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How's ya mama? We went out last night.
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I wish I could say that MTV is where I heard these, Peace. But, in truth, the only show I watch on MTV is 'Pimp my Ride'
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April 25, 2008, 07:19:05 AM »
I haven't watched MTV since they played music videos.
Your mother's so stupid, she puts lipstick on her forehead to try to make up her mind.
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I Dont have A mom Me And My Dad Share yours.........
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Your mother's so fat, when she goes to the beach people from Greenpeace try to push her back into the ocean.
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'Your mom is so scary, the boogie man looks under HIS bed for HER!'.
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April 25, 2008, 12:14:40 PM »
Let's get off the subject of Mothers. I was on yours all night and I'm trying to get the image out of my head.
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yo mama so stupid she get locked in a grocery store and starved to death
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College, it's where your mom goes. (God, that was horrible.)
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heres a pretty sick on i guess ^.^
YOUR MAMAS like A SHOT GUN!! 5 c***s and shes loaded ^.^ lol
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